育才学习网1. 写一段"英语小幽默"
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐角处，僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。
“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
2. 英语幽默作文怎么写
leave sth. behind;cling to;shom one's fear of sth.;oppose to sth.;feel mang eyes on sb.;on campus;give in;give up;a master of humour;a series of;gain popularity among sb.;in the front of sth.
leave sth. behind;cling to;shom one's fear of sth.;oppose to sth.;feel mang eyes on sb.;on campus;give in;give up;a master of humour;a series of;gain popularity among sb.;in the front of sth.leave sth. behind;cling to;shom one's fear of sth.;oppose to sth.;feel mang eyes on sb.;on campus;give in;give up;a master of humour;a series of;gain popularity among sb.;in the front of sth.
leave sth. behind;cling to;shom one's fear of sth.;oppose to sth.;feel mang eyes on sb.;on campus;give in;give up;a master of humour;a series of;gain popularity among sb.;in the front of sth.
leave sth. behind;cling to;shom one's fear of sth.;oppose to sth.;feel mang eyes on sb.;on campus;give in;give up;a master of humour;a series of;gain popularity among sb.;in the front of sth.
3. 幽默（用英语怎么说）
He is humorous.
这句的意思是他的个性非常幽默
He has a sense of humor.
指他的思维习惯，语言习惯很幽默。
he is a funny man!
这句可以理解为他很有趣，不一定是幽默，也可以是搞笑。
简单说 幽默 ，比有趣和搞笑都高级。
这要看具体的语言环境和说话人想表达的意思 ，因为中国人对幽默的理解 ，很多还浮于搞笑的表面，就像这位先生。
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4. 幽默用英语怎么说
幽默的英语：humorous
英 ['hjuːmərəs] 美 ['hjuːmərəs]
adj. 幽默的；诙谐的
词汇搭配：
1、humorous kid 幽默的小子
2、Humorous Pics 幽默影像
3、humorous ads 幽默广告
4、Humorous pictures 幽默图片
常见句型：
1、This is a humorous novel.
这是一部幽默小说。
2、He is a very kindly and rather humorous man.
他是一个十分善良和充满幽默感的人。
3、He is very humorous.
他非常幽默。
4、The play was so humorous that the audience laughed all through it.
这个剧是如此的幽默以至于观众一直笑。
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词义辨析
humorous,amusing,comical,funny,ridiculous这几个词都可表示“引人发笑的”。其区别是：
1、amusing表示“逗笑的，令人开心的”；
2、funny表示“可笑的，滑稽的”，语意比amusing强，在口语中，还有“不可理解”的意思；
3、comical表示“喜剧性的，令人捧腹的”，只用于人的表情、行为或某一局面等，很少用来指具体事物；
4、humorous表示“幽默的”，指有意识地产生一种轻松可笑的效果；
5、ridiculous表示“荒谬的，愚蠢的”，有时可引申为“令人发笑的”，具有鄙视的意味。
5. 用英语写一篇幽默笑话,30词左右
Dusk, I jog in the road industry. Have a young man ran up from behind me, in my ear hastily cried: "Run!" "What happened?" I ask young people around him. "Ran quickly." Young people go in front of me. My rapid recovery of the 500 meters after the breathless questions: "What happened in the end?" "You run too slow." Young people leaving me, a big move back and forth. 黄昏的时候，我在产业道路上慢跑。
有一个年轻人从我后面跑上来，在我耳边急促地叫着：“快跑！” “发生了什么事？”我问身旁的年轻人。 “赶快跑。”
年轻人跑到我的前面。 我快速的追了五百公尺以后，气喘吁吁的追问：“到底发生了什么事？” “你跑得太慢了。”
年轻人丢下我，自顾自往前跑去。 Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？ 牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home." 你是怎样来的？ 一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”
老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗？那你是怎样到这里来的？” “后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”
林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。 老师：正确。
那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？ 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。
