笑话用英文怎么说?

1. 笑话用英文怎么说

笑话用英文怎么说

1.笑话有英语怎么说

笑话 [xiào hua]

（引人发笑的故事，笑料）

joke;

jest;

jape:

闹笑话

make a fool of oneself;

make a funny mistake;

说笑话

crack a joke;

jape;

短语

（耻笑；讥笑）

laugh at;

ridicule;

howl;

sneer at:

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2.英语笑话带翻译,两个人的,三到五分钟.

1、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子.过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里. 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生.”那小男孩说.2、Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一个老鼠爸爸） He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人） But, who was the greatest person in the world？（但是，谁是世界上最伟大的人呢？） Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太阳！他一定是世界上最伟大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太阳说话） “Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太阳先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） “What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是云） If he comes out, I'll be covered.” （只要他一出现，我就被遮住了） The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云） “Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） “What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是风） If he comes out, I'll be blown away.” （只要他一出现，我就被吹的远远的） The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找风） “Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！风先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） “What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是墙） If he comes out, I'll be stopped.” （只要他一出现，我就被挡住了） The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墙） “Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墙先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter？” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） “What? I'm not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的其实是你们！是老鼠！） “The greatest person in the world is … mouse？” （世界上最伟大的人…是老鼠？） “Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I'll be bit！” （没错！世界上最伟大的就是老鼠，你看，只要你们一出现，我就被挖洞了！） The mouse father was very happy. （老鼠爸爸好开心！） He finally knew mouse was the greatest person in the world. （他终于知道世界上最伟大的人了，就是老鼠.） He would marry his daughter to the handsome mouse next door. （他决定要将自己的女儿嫁给隔壁英俊的鼠小弟.）3、Four seasons of a treeDon't judge a life by one difficult season.There was a man. He had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things to go and look at a pear tree that was far away.The first son went in the winter ,the second in the spring the third in summer ,the youngest son in fall. when they had all gone and come back ,he called them together to describe what they had seen.The first son said that the tree was ugly ,bent and weak .the second son said no-it was covered with green buds and full of promise. the third son said it was laden with blossoms and they smelt so sweet and looked so besutiful.the last son disgreed with all of them ,he said it was ripe and droop with fruit ,full of life and fulfilmen. The man then said to his sons that they were all right,because they each had seen but only one season in the tree's life.he told them that they cannot judge a tree or a person,by only one season,and that the essence of who they are--the pleasure, the joy and love that come from that life --can only be measured at the end , when all the seasons are up .if you give up when it is winter ,you will miss the promise of 。