育才学习网1.简短的童言稚语该怎么写
1、6岁的儿子入睡前，对妈妈说：“妈妈，把手电筒给我。”
“睡觉玩手电干啥？”
“不是玩，我做梦走黑路，看不见。”
2、儿子突然问我：“什么是电报？”我告诉他：“就是把要说的事写在纸上，一般就十几个字，然后去邮局，让工作人员通过无线电传给对方。”
儿子恍然大悟：“就是让邮局代发一个短信嘛。”
3、暑假里，5岁的宝宝想给他幼儿园的小朋友贝贝写一封信，就去向爸爸要笔和纸。
“宝宝，你还不认识字，怎么会给别人写信呢？”爸爸奇怪地问。
“那怕什么，反正贝贝也不认识字呀！”宝宝理直气壮他说。
4、儿子考试没考好，我揍了他一顿。一转身他又来问：“妈妈，这道题我还是不会。”
我没好气地说：“给你讲几遍了你还不会，你的脑袋让驴踢了？”
儿子哽咽着说：“都是你把我打成这样的。”
5、肚子好昏
一天午睡起床后，一个男孩愁眉苦脸的过来和我说：“老师，我头好昏啊！！”
摸摸他的头，温度比别的小孩稍微高那么一点点，于是打电话通知了家长。
当然，在他家长还没有来之前，午点还是要吃的。
吃的是绿豆粥，也许太腻或者是身体不舒服的缘故，他胃口不好，吃了几口就不想吃，
过来跟我说：“老师，我不想吃了！”
我说为什么？他说：“我肚子好昏！！”
6#%￥……我昏！！
6、生小孩
休假半个月后去上班，小孩自然是对我格外亲，老找我聊天，问话。
又一个男孩对我说：“老师，我知道你这么多天不来去干什么了！“
我很好奇他的回答。
他说：“你那么多天不来是去生小孩了！“
%￥？%~~~~~我昏啊！！！
如果生小孩真的只要十五天，我们女人是多么的开心啊！！
7、天大的蛋糕！
大清早，我一进教室，雅萱就过来跟我说：“老师，今天我生日！我妈妈帮我定了一个蛋糕。”
另外的一个女孩就过来说：“是啊，雅萱的生日蛋糕好小好小的！”
我很奇怪：“你怎么知道？”
“雅萱说的啊，不过啊，小蛋糕怎么够吃呢？到我生日的时候啊，我要定一个天大的蛋糕！！”
我听了觉得很好玩：“天大的蛋糕？？你知道天有多大吗？”
“知道啊，天就是好大好大的！”（当然，还用手很可爱的向后扩展比划着。）
我和旁边的老师哑然失笑！~~~~~~~~~~~
8、骨头人和垃圾人
今天的午餐菜是红枣莲米蒸鸡，小朋友吃得很欢。
吃得快的孩子帮助别人把桌子上的骨头弄到碗里再那去垃圾桶到。
一边弄还一边很高兴的说：“我是骨头人，哪个要我帮他？”
其他的就说：“骨头人，我这里有骨头！”……
下午我们老师在楼道里贴小朋友的绘画作品，撕下很多的粘粘纸。
楼道里一片狼藉，于是叫两个小朋友来帮忙把纸捡走。
两个女孩很是得意，一边做事一边大叫：“我是垃圾人，我在捡垃圾！”
我们大笑…………
呵呵呵呵，那我现在在玩电脑，岂不是电脑人了？？
9、杀猪过年
刚刚吃过早餐，一个男孩就过来对我说：“老师，我家杀了一头猪！”
哇噻！！不是吧？我问他为什么要杀啊？在哪里杀？是谁的猪？
他说：“杀猪过年啊！在菜市场那边！是我们的。”
呵呵，我想应该是买的猪肉吧？现在很少有人自己杀猪来过年了。
不过，倒是很怀念小时候在农村时，可以杀猪过年，那啊，好吃的东西就多了！
而且，腊肉、腊肠可以吃好久呢！！
10、小宝尿了床，爸爸批评说：“小宝，四、五岁了怎么还尿床？睡觉前要少喝！”小宝小声嘟囔道：“睡觉前我喝的是水，可不是尿！尿床不怨我！”
2.中班简短童言稚语怎么写
1、今天琪琪妈妈来接她回家，在幼儿园门口，琪琪妈妈问：“琪琪，今天上幼儿园开心吗？“琪琪：“不开心。“为什么？琪琪妈妈很是奇怪。琪琪：“老师会发光！“琪琪妈妈：“什么发光？“琪琪：“老师会生气，生气会着火，着火会发光！“
2、女儿在屋子里跟弟弟一起听儿歌“世上只有妈妈好”，突然她泪流满面的跑出来，激动地发音都不清了，我确认了几次才听懂：“妈妈，我长大后，求求你不要变老”。
3、她的一个同事有一个岁的女儿，开始换牙了，她的妈妈带她拔完牙回到单位里，我妈问她：“牙还疼不疼？”那小女孩的回答让旁边的一群人统统笑翻了：“啊呀，牙齿被留在医院里了，我不知道它疼不疼啊！”
4、妈妈：“宝贝想吃什么馅儿的包子？有大肉的牛肉的还有素包子。”小宝：“我不吃素的！”妈妈：“为什么啊？”小宝：“素是和尚吃的，我又不是和尚！”妈妈晕！
5、西西站在镜子旁，闭着眼睛扭来扭去，我觉得很奇怪，走过去问他：“你在干什么呀？“他说：“我在照镜子！“我说：“那你闭着眼睛干嘛？“他大声说：“我在看我睡觉的模样！“
6、春天到了，迎春花也开了，我带着小朋友一起去郊游，寻找春天，才走到迎春花面前，还没开始介绍花的名字，突然听到一个小朋友大声说：“老师！你看，怎么这么多爆米花啊！”
7、妈妈：“西西，你吃糖为什么不分给小妹妹吃？你看老母鸡找到小虫，统统给小鸡吃！”西西：“好吧，如果我找到小虫，也统统给小妹妹吃好了。”
8、亨亨在电视里听到播音员说某某安息吧。她就问爸爸：“爸爸，安息是什么意思？”爸爸说：“安息就是睡觉。”“哦。”亨亨似懂非懂地点了点头。第二天晚上，亨亨严肃地对妈妈说：“妈妈，今晚我想和你一起安息。”
3.classification essay怎么写
分三个部分
1.main idea主题 example
2.supporting parts{details）（细节）
3.concluding sentence 结束语
一篇ESSAY最少要三句话，就是上面所写的大的主体.
classification essay是指分类作文
例句
1.
Conclusions SF-3000 can be used in routine classification preliminary screening essay;
结论SF-3000分类结果可作为常规分类的初筛试验。
2.
This chapter style as the other, classification essay discusses the stylistic features of Zhang.
此章以文体为别，分类论述张氏散文的个体特征。
3.
In the first part, it will state the present situation of essay teaching in middle school by the definition and classification of essay so as to put the theory foundation for the essay affective education.
在第一部分，首先对散文的含义及其分类和中学散文教学现状进行了论述，为散文情感教学打下了理论基础。
4.
On the base of a classification of university the essay founded a model of comprehensive ranking system through Analytical Hierarchy process, which evaluated different university by different ranking system.
文中利用层次分析法，将我国高校按照办学层次和履行社会职能侧重点的不同进行初步分类，并在此基础上，首次尝试建立了不同类型高等学校综合排名的指标体系。
5.
Chapter 3 summarizes the 3G value-add service, includes confirm the concept of wireless streaming media value-add service and classification. Besides, the essay analyses the Service characteristic, the present development situation and application outlook.
第三章针对基于3G的增值业务进行了专门的概述，包括对无线流媒体增值业务的概念界定和分类，业务特征及其发展现状和应用前景作了分析。
4.business report怎么写
假设是写耐克、
中文：在一个形象代表一切的世界里，耐克的是全世界最多人认得的标志之一。要了解耐克的成功与企业文化，对于其标志的了解是不可或缺的，因为它是让耐克品牌变得无所不在的一个商业标志。由于实在太知名，以至于在耐克的广告中只见到耐克的标志，而没有看到公司的名字，因为他们有充分的把握，人们看到这个符号即知道这是耐克，毋须出现只字片语。它成为一个文化的圣像，一个耐克用来提高品牌价值、知名度，以及地位的圣像。没有一家体育用品公司的品牌像它那么为人所知。为了证明此点，只消问问任何一个人锐步的标志是什么。他们可能脑中一片空白。事实上，锐步的标志以一个“矢”代表，它仅仅没有准备好，让消费者认识或想要见到它。而耐克在与广告商成后与肯尼迪（wicden Kemledy）的合作下，。假设是写耐克、
中文：在一个形象代表一切的世界里，耐克的是全世界最多人认得的标志之一。要了解耐克的成功与企业文化，对于其标志的了解是不可或缺的，因为它是让耐克品牌变得无所不在的一个商业标志。由于实在太知名，以至于在耐克的广告中只见到耐克的标志，而没有看到公司的名字，因为他们有充分的把握，人们看到这个符号即知道这是耐克，毋须出现只字片语。它成为一个文化的圣像，一个耐克用来提高品牌价值、知名度，以及地位的圣像。没有一家体育用品公司的品牌像它那么为人所知。为了证明此点，只消问问任何一个人锐步的标志是什么。他们可能脑中一片空白。事实上，锐步的标志以一个“矢”代表，它仅仅没有准备好，让消费者认识或想要见到它。而耐克在与广告商成后与肯尼迪（wicden Kemledy）的合作下，希望这个勾勾标志能在所有广告中清楚地被看见。公司的广告与营销预算，估计约高达年收入的10%，就为了将它的符号深深烙刻在消费者的脑海中。
英文：In a world where an image represents all, Nike is one of the most widely recognized symbols of the world. If you want success with the Nike culture, are essential to its understanding of signs, because it is a business logo of the Nike brand became ubiquitous. Because is so famous, so much that the Nike ads Nike logo was seen in, but did not see the company's name, because they have a full grasp of people see the sign that knew it was Nike, do not need to appear a short note. It became a cultural imagery, a Nike to improve brand value, visibility, and the status of the imagery. Does not have a sports goods company brands like it then known. To prove this point, just ask anyone what is Reebok logo. They might mind drew a blank. In fact, the Reebok logo with a "vector" represents, it's just not ready, so that consumers know or want to see it. And Nike and advertisers into when Kennedy (wicden Kemledy) in cooperation with, if that mark can clearly be seen in all advertising. The company's advertising and marketing budgets, it is estimated that up to annual revenues of about 10%, just to the symbol marked deeply engraved in the minds of consumers.
5.新概念英语3第47,48课Sumary writing怎么写
第47课：
Noise constantly invades our daily lives. According to a recent survey, the worst noise is dogs barking at night, although the noise of lawn mowers, late-night parties, noisy neighbours,vehicles, planes and helicopters and large radios all adds. While the use of mobile phones in public places, it seems,is annoying, the survey revealed that one "old-fashioned" source of noise is snoring, with men the worst offenders: only a small percentage of women snore, but they suffer most.
第48课：
The village contained one street and looked forbidding. Apart from a goat, it seemed deserted, so they sat down and had a picnic. Looking up, they suddenly found themselves surrounded by children in rags. The children were silent and motioneless. As they walked down the street followed by the children, the village came alive with faces in windows and people watching them silently from doorways. The visitors were clearly unwelcome. They hurried back down to the stream and the boatman.
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6.致歉信怎么写
A Letter of Apology
Sep.10th,2008
Dear Mr Wang,
I'm writing you this letter to apologize for my failing to hand in the paper on time. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience brought by my delay. Please accept my sincere apology with gratitude. The reason for my delay was the time was knocked down by a cold. Moreover,I had no way out because I was too weak to write a single word. Therefore,it is not in my power to finish the paper on time. I hope you will understand me and excuse me for my delay. However, I would do my utmost to finish the paper and hand it in as soon as possible. In my opionion,the importance of punctuality cannot be emphasized too much. So I assure you that I will hand in my homework on time from now on.
Sincerely yours,
Wu Hua
7.开发信如何写啊
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