育才学习网1.简短的童言稚语该怎么写
1、6岁的儿子入睡前，对妈妈说：“妈妈，把手电筒给我。”
“睡觉玩手电干啥？”
“不是玩，我做梦走黑路，看不见。”
2、儿子突然问我：“什么是电报？”我告诉他：“就是把要说的事写在纸上，一般就十几个字，然后去邮局，让工作人员通过无线电传给对方。”
儿子恍然大悟：“就是让邮局代发一个短信嘛。”
3、暑假里，5岁的宝宝想给他幼儿园的小朋友贝贝写一封信，就去向爸爸要笔和纸。
“宝宝，你还不认识字，怎么会给别人写信呢？”爸爸奇怪地问。
“那怕什么，反正贝贝也不认识字呀！”宝宝理直气壮他说。
4、儿子考试没考好，我揍了他一顿。一转身他又来问：“妈妈，这道题我还是不会。”
我没好气地说：“给你讲几遍了你还不会，你的脑袋让驴踢了？”
儿子哽咽着说：“都是你把我打成这样的。”
5、肚子好昏
一天午睡起床后，一个男孩愁眉苦脸的过来和我说：“老师，我头好昏啊！！”
摸摸他的头，温度比别的小孩稍微高那么一点点，于是打电话通知了家长。
当然，在他家长还没有来之前，午点还是要吃的。
吃的是绿豆粥，也许太腻或者是身体不舒服的缘故，他胃口不好，吃了几口就不想吃，
过来跟我说：“老师，我不想吃了！”
我说为什么？他说：“我肚子好昏！！”
6#%￥……我昏！！
6、生小孩
休假半个月后去上班，小孩自然是对我格外亲，老找我聊天，问话。
又一个男孩对我说：“老师，我知道你这么多天不来去干什么了！“
我很好奇他的回答。
他说：“你那么多天不来是去生小孩了！“
%￥？%~~~~~我昏啊！！！
如果生小孩真的只要十五天，我们女人是多么的开心啊！！
7、天大的蛋糕！
大清早，我一进教室，雅萱就过来跟我说：“老师，今天我生日！我妈妈帮我定了一个蛋糕。”
另外的一个女孩就过来说：“是啊，雅萱的生日蛋糕好小好小的！”
我很奇怪：“你怎么知道？”
“雅萱说的啊，不过啊，小蛋糕怎么够吃呢？到我生日的时候啊，我要定一个天大的蛋糕！！”
我听了觉得很好玩：“天大的蛋糕？？你知道天有多大吗？”
“知道啊，天就是好大好大的！”（当然，还用手很可爱的向后扩展比划着。）
我和旁边的老师哑然失笑！~~~~~~~~~~~
8、骨头人和垃圾人
今天的午餐菜是红枣莲米蒸鸡，小朋友吃得很欢。
吃得快的孩子帮助别人把桌子上的骨头弄到碗里再那去垃圾桶到。
一边弄还一边很高兴的说：“我是骨头人，哪个要我帮他？”
其他的就说：“骨头人，我这里有骨头！”……
下午我们老师在楼道里贴小朋友的绘画作品，撕下很多的粘粘纸。
楼道里一片狼藉，于是叫两个小朋友来帮忙把纸捡走。
两个女孩很是得意，一边做事一边大叫：“我是垃圾人，我在捡垃圾！”
我们大笑…………
呵呵呵呵，那我现在在玩电脑，岂不是电脑人了？？
9、杀猪过年
刚刚吃过早餐，一个男孩就过来对我说：“老师，我家杀了一头猪！”
哇噻！！不是吧？我问他为什么要杀啊？在哪里杀？是谁的猪？
他说：“杀猪过年啊！在菜市场那边！是我们的。”
呵呵，我想应该是买的猪肉吧？现在很少有人自己杀猪来过年了。
不过，倒是很怀念小时候在农村时，可以杀猪过年，那啊，好吃的东西就多了！
而且，腊肉、腊肠可以吃好久呢！！
10、小宝尿了床，爸爸批评说：“小宝，四、五岁了怎么还尿床？睡觉前要少喝！”小宝小声嘟囔道：“睡觉前我喝的是水，可不是尿！尿床不怨我！”
2.my favourite season怎么写
My favourite season （春天）Hello,my dear friends!What's my favourite season?Let me tell you.My favourite season is spring.Spring is a lovely season,I think.There is a garden behind my house.In spring,the trees become green and the flowers give off fragrance（芳香）.There are many butterflies and bees over the flowers.The butterflies are dancing and the bees are singing.Sometimes it rains.It usually rains quietly.The rain moistens（滋润） the trees and the flowers.I think they may say,“We're very thirsty.The rain is very good.It can help us.” What a beautiful scene!Don't you think so?And what about your favourite season,could you tell me？二 （春天）Spring is the first season of the year .In spring ,the weather is very warm,the sky is blue and the sun is very bright.We play football in spring.Spring is green everywhere,the birds spring in the trees.Look!The bees are busy picking honey ,the butterflies are dancing .How beautiful spring is!Spring is a poem.Spring is a song .I love spring.三（春天）My favourite Season I live in Shenzhen ,there are four seasons here.They are spring ,summer ,autumn and winter .I like spring best .When spring comes ,it is warm and windy.the flowers and grass come out.the trees turn green .Children go out of the house in their beautiful clothes,Everything seems beautiful .The whole year is work depends on a good start in spring .I hope I can gain much in the first season of the year ！四 （冬天）There are four seasons in a year.Which is my favourite one?Of course winter!Why?Let me tell you.Winter is the season of festivals.The New Year's Day,Christmas Day and the most important festival in a year for Chinese:Spring Festival is also in winter!All the family members are back home that time.I like that!And sometimes there may be a snow,I like playing after a snow!The world often becomes white,I can make snowmen with my friends ,that's wonderful!That's why I like winter best,how about you？五 （夏天）My favourite season is summer.That is because I can eat ice cream in summer and ice cream is my favourite food.In the other hand,summer is always with sunshine.The days are always fine then.But sometime it is too hot in summer.Afterall,i like summer the best 六.My Favourite Season （秋天）Autumn is my favourite season.In the autumn,the weather is cool.There are lots of good things,fruits,crops,vegetables …and so on.Autumn is a harvest season,a golden season.I like autumn because the Mid-Autumn festival is in it.This year the Mid-autumn festival is almost coming together with our National Day.I'm so happy and so excited,I can eat moon cakes again.I can receive the presents from my father,too.On this Mid-autumn festival,I will go hiking,I will eat moon cakes with my father and we can stay with my family.Oh,what a wonderful season!。
3.亿以上的数读法 ,中间万级都是0,40500006000的读法,中间万级的0
中间万级的零要读，只读一个零。
分析过程如下：
1.个级或万级都是0（即整万数、整亿数的读法）：一个数的末尾不管有几个0都不读。（注重强调“一个数的末尾”）如：200000000、30000。
2.每级末尾有“0”：每级末尾的“0”都不读。（注意区别：一个数的末尾和每级末尾两者含义的异同点）。如：760058402300。
3.其它数位有“0”。“其它数位”指除了“每级末尾和一个数的末尾”两种情况外的其它数位。
扩展资料
多位数写法规则：
1.写多位数的方法是高位到低位，一级一级地往下写。
2.哪一个数位上一个单位也没有，就在哪个数位上写0。
例：写出多位数六千九百万零八十。
先写出万级：6900；个级：80。然后补出个级千位上的一个0，百位上的一个0，因此这个多位数应写成69000080。
4.英语作文 howtolearnenglishwell 怎么写
As English is one of the main subjects that the Chinese students have to take up, learning English becomes prevalence. More and more students find it hard to learn English, because it is fresh to them. Depending on different personality, experience and background, different people may have different menthods to learn English. In my opinion,interest and practice are the best ways to learn English.Firstly, interest is the best teacher. No matter who wants learn or do something, interest is the bestcatalyst. Having interest, peole will feel easier to complete things. So does learning English. If any one feels difficulty in learning English, the first thing he should consider is to develop his interest on English.Secondly, practice makes perfect. The most common way to learn English is practise more. Nothing would be difficult with practice. For example, if someone find it hard to remember vocabulary, he can see the word everyday before he goes to sleep. I'm sure he will remember words quickly.All in all, there is no fast way to learn English well, except work hard. But if people have interest on English and knows the importance of practice, they will master it sooner or later.。